Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Sweepstakes of the Day

Inspired by the fact that Puggle (bless 'er) didn't hurl at nursery yesterday, thus allowing us both to enjoy a fun-filled afternoon at our respective lunatic asylums (or 'work').

1. How long will it take me to bring Pug's buggy back in the house?
I wheeled it through a small piece of dog poo earlier. I was trying to avoid a large piece of dog poo at the time. Now my pet ocd has kicked in and despite my cleaning the wheels, it is still outside.

2. How many people will show up to Page to Stage tonight?
Every fortnight I run a scriptwriters' workshop. Every fortnight two people show up. They are never the same two people. WEIRD.

Betting slips to be addressed to God and posted in a shoebox painted red that you made in the prison workshop.

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