Snoooooooooooooooore.
Whatever we were being paid for the SATS training day today, it wasn't enough. Sensing the collective apathy of all those teachers desperate enough for cash to take the devil's shilling and mark these bastard tests, the 'presenter' remarked,
"I found myself scribbling all this down when I did my training"
Got to get your thrills somehow, I thought, and began scribbling. There follows a random selection of my notes. I hope they convey some impression of how much I enjoyed the day.
"Can I suggest that you go back to example six later?"
"As long as I can suggest you get knotted"
In the future this stuff will be marked by machine.
I am cold.
How much $ do we get for this?
"Remember this is national training"
Woohoo, and there's me thinking we were in Barbados.
Are paragraphs useful or random?
Yawn.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (hummed to tune of Imperial March)
What is 20km?
How much $ do they get for reading out powerpoints? Badly?
It pains me to write notes.
I feel conscientious
I am not being paid enough to be able to spell conscientious
Evil looking deformed animals.
Thanks f0r sharing my pain.
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