By Unpopular Request........

Here are some more of Pooky's jokes. Imagine our joy as he regaled us with them non-stop for an hour on the way back from Nostrell Priory this afternoon, after five hours' of chasing him around the gardens/stopping him turning into roadkill/ listening to him burbling on about his horse called Bobalok etc.!

• What do you call a deer with no legs?
• A sandwich!

• What happened to the giant?
• He fell over and got splattered into dogpoo!

• What do you call nothing?
• A lamppost!

• I've just seen something dreadful.
  

Actually that wasn't a joke, it was a dead fox........