Food Teck Fun.

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Dear Parents and Careers,

Last week, on the 3th of March, We had a rather famous face around our parts. We had Jimy Oliy the nude Chief come to open our brand new food technollyy room for our pupils to exspire us with there cooking skills. He cut the red rope what was stuck on from side to side.

In the Cookcurry lesson the children had to demonsterated there cooking our visitor. A sence of Joy was lerking around the room. It looked as clean and perfect as sand. The room has 20 state-of-the-Arc cookers and Bran new spanking ovens. It has over 50,000 pounds of electrical equipment in it. You could buy one hundred thousand cans of coca cola with that.

Jaime Olivier teached, tasted and tampered with all the pizzas and students.

He tasted our year 9 pupils and was very impressed.

He made us some very speical food called pablow rossianty in it there was rice curry and a pancake on top.

For him to watch us cook was very good, but nerve-nacking.

I was also delighted by the fact that the pupils who came to visit had the remorse to respect. I think they all said that they wanted to become cookers and if they all didn’t say it most of the pupils did.

Everything was going orite but how wrong were I.

Amy was there naughty Amy who burnt he pizzas and set her stove on fire.

From the smell of burnt pizza everyone lifted there noses I didnt of course as I have a very keen smell.

The angry flames were spreading like headlice. I thought we were going to burn the school down, not that that’s a bad thing or anything.

Back to the visitor I asked him if he was italian he said “no”

I felt as if I had been a mole hiding in the soil so the crows don’t get me.

Chatting to me as if we were on speaking terms, the head teacher says “we try to teach pupils about life in the outside world can be really hard and in fact quite mean and harsh. My school is Cathorlic so we respect everyone and everything with regrastes that we so together and orangiesd”

At the end of the visit he gave me twenty pound so it was good all round.

For more information visit the school website site Good by and God bless England. HA HA HA