Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Long Time No Blog

Hey up, Husband, Spammers and Chinese Porn Magnates (Hmm....you'd all better not be the same person) In short, fans of my blog, and welcome back.
I've been away for a while. Hiding under the duvet with a pot of lapsang souchong and John Irving's latest telephone directory. So what's new? OOH, lots. Since I last blogged, I have......

  1. Acquired a kimono, two new kokeshi dolls and much chocolate
  2. Made a sinister bunny toy out of an old glove.
  3. Put my lovely house up for sale. BUY IT. It's lovely. I would put up a link to rightmove but I can't be sodding arsed.
  4. Fantasized some more about giving up my delightfulBLOODYAWFULgreat and worthwhilePOINTLESSKAFKAESQUENIGHTMAREjolly job and teaching small fragrant infants how to yodel or whatever it is this week
  5. Cycled 180 miles at a rough calculation.
  6. Finished a first draft of my novel

AND the Jehovah's Witnesses have not been back.

1 comment:

John R Morgan said...

We are all the same person...